Saturday, July 26, 2008

mAin pEhle wala hoon...................

Long time back when I was in my second year.I got a friend request from an unknown.Which is quite uncommon phenomenon for the guys.Above all the most interesting thing was that it came from a gal...(I don't know but she claimed to be a girl which I could not validate).....Still let's hope for positive...
By the way I accepted friend request with the exchage of few scraps.....soon she(he) offered me GTALK I suspected her(his)activity... First she claimed to be from BAngalore..later she(he)gave me some feeling of LUCKNOW(which is the place where my home is)...As it was an offer from so called gal I could not refuse it......
We started chatting at GTALK...First day our conversation went for as long as 4 hours and we talked up to 2:30 AM.I said her three times to leave (as I had class in the morning)but she did not agreed and made continuous request to talk.During talk we talked about places in lucknow her(his) college which was near HAzratganj in lucknow..and...And tried to exchange the information about family member(I gave the fake information but I donno about the other side....)..
It's after 2:30PM that I went to bed..
Next day was class need not to say any thing about the monotonous schedule of the classes...
in the night next day with a sense of excitement I loged in to my comp at about 9:00PM...
I was amazed to see the GREEN light with her name..which confirmed that she was online..
As this was day #2 with this new species I only started the conversation....soon.With in the fraction of nano second reply came...
We started futile talk..This time again the talk went up to ##2:45Am and.....
And after that on the next day I shared this story with PARIKSHIT and CHACHA.They developed an inward jealousy for me..(It's clear from their behaviour As I had got a an species claiming to be a gal to talk with).
Finally it's day three with my new friend. during first two days I nither studied nor watched movies as this is the time to do either of these two........
On the third day I started using slang language with HER(HIS)..One thing which I obsereved was that perfect decency was maintained from other side which partially proved the other side being ocupied by a gal(But this is not the confirmatory test....in some of the cases so be cautious in these type of cases...)All my excitement came to an end when even on the third day I saw that she was not ready to go early...
I loged in to my account in to CHACHA's comp and went for sleep after handing over my loged in account to him..NOw chacha took the position and started talking with her...
They talked something which I saw on the next day in my Gtalk saved conversation out of curiousty....
there was nothing special it's just a futile conversation..
We remain friend for more than #6 months on ORKUT...But during this period I did not dare to talk to her as I thought WHAT IF IT TURNED OUT TO BE A GUY??
finally the day came when I was in Bangalore for my summer project...On that day she(he) only revealed her(his) identity of being a perfect 21 year male...
I was socked as the number of gals in my ORKUT account decreased by a factor of #1.....
ALthough it's not a big amount but when it comes to the number of gals yeah it's(really a big number)...
Any way after that things went normal...
All of a sudden I got another friend request from some other species expressing of being a gal...from BANGALRE...this time it gave me some reasons to add her(him).
Till that time I had decided not to accept any arbitrary friend request...
But as I am not very firm in my decisions
(specially in these type of delicate cases) most of the time.
What started was a debate between two part of my mind..
First:Accept this this will increase the number of gals in profile.
Second:You have already been deceived by some body so be careful.
First:If you accept it you can develope a relation with her and say with proud that I have X no of...friend
Second:Yaar You should not make this type of mistake once again...If you give the same input you will be getting the same output also..





after a long argument the first part of my mind won...
IT's recommendation was implemented...Finally I accepted the friend request(Which is very rare....I mean most of the time I send friend requests....).......
now we started the conversation in the same manner as earlier............
It's after three to four observation that I started suspecting this......This also killed my a lot of time of movies and other FATTEBAAZI...
Finally after a week from other side reply came....
ABE MAIN PEHLE WALA HOON....SAMAJHA KI NAHIN...and some other.....
I understood the scenario......and finally requested him to reveal his identity...
Just after a fraction of second My phone showed call from some unknown number...starting from 0522*******(which is STD code of lucknow I noticed STD code only...).
I recieve the call..."Beta bahut dosti kar rahe hoo aaj kal..........PEhchana ki nahin??" Nanin I replied...He changed his voice and said..Ab to pehchan liya hoga...
Oh! now I could know that it's one of my very close friend Y from lucknow with undisclosed identity..and that too from PCO rather than from his number which I had in my mobile contact list...
Finally we talked a lot and share our chat moment and also enjoyed a lot......
When I wemt to LUCKNOW I had to offer COFFE at CCD hazratganj for becoming BAKra...
HI HI HI HI
From then whenever we meet he only starts conversation with "MIAN PEHLE WALA HOON"

Thursday, July 24, 2008

PEn dRIVe trouble parT #2

After frequent discussion with PRathemesh.I was convinced that he would not be able to retrieve the data anyway.I remembered something and took the responsibility of data.(Although one part of my mind was still compelling me to transfer the load of responsibility to PRathemesh and get out of frustration.But this would have made problem more and more complex although this path was having less hurdles).NOW I started estimating the magnitude of the problem created by this data lost.At first what I could remember was that pic only.Till that time only my subconcious mind was working and I was being carried away by emotions and intuitions.As we know very well that in this situation people can't do any work that require mind,logic or analytical approach.Now luckily my concious mind awaken.My center of concern shifted from that pic to academics.
I realised that one of the most important part of my ongoing project was also there in that pendrive.Which is very essential for me.
Now I took the problem very seriously putting stop to all other things.Inside my mind,there were only two things..
#1 How to get the data again??
#2 What if I don't get the data of my project again will it affect my relation witth prof?? and how will it affect my future plan??
As I have told you that now I had alredy got a little bit of seriousness.In my mind was so called good things(I mean entirely related to academics....nothing else).I started working on the problem no. #1
HOW TO GET THE DATA AGAIN????
I applied high stress on my mind which I seldom use....And tried at my own level..As this was a million dollor question for me.To be more efficient I started reminding my mind again and again the importance of my project data.
Finally!!!! what happened was great.A panacea struck in to my mind.Till that time it became evident to me from my previous experience and my analysis power that ISHAN could do something for me.As he is one of those guys who get real GRades..in their acedemics(GRades not more than his knowledge most of the time less than).I know that he's having deep understanding and sound knowledge of not only department course but other computer related stuffs also.I contacted HIM. First he called me GMAT (which now I dont mind because now I've become accustomed to this word).OK....He accepted my request happily.And perhaps he started working on the same in to his mind immediately(Although I don't have any proof to suppoprt my this claim..But this is my general perception of great people...that they are most of the time involved in their work).
After that I also started doing arbit things on the net which is my biggest time pass.And became so busy that I even completely forgot the what about of the pendrive..
It's 10:30 when I got a call from MADAN in whose room ISHAN had already started work for my pen drive.I also started helping him by giving some suggestions.(MY contribution was least I think it's negative because his mind was preoccupied with programs and thoughts.......so on....).
Finally after 2 hours of exercise we agreed to contact DC hub owners to get RAPID SHARE account for downloading software....
This was fantastic idea.. at the mean time I even made action plan for that.
Suddenly thought rich,clear headed person Ishan got some idea from inwards.Let me make one thing clear that Ishan's level is such that no one can help him as no one is having knowledge as deep as he's.No body can guess and predict the action of great people.What can be predicted about them is the result only.Which is always eye opening and can surprise other people.This concept is applicable in case of ISHAN also.He opened Esnips website..and downloaded data doctor software...ALthough it violates copy right law but we never bother.
At the mean time I became busy in talking about my research paper,impact factor of journal and all that stuffs.
All of a sudden Ishan told me that the data was succesfully recovered.
My eyes started glowing.The cloud of scarcity disappeared suddenly.And I was in the seventh heaven.One thing I would like to remind you now that As I was working with my concious mind now.In my mind there was the thought of my project only not that pic.
Any way I celebrated our this success in my own way...then I did not leave any chance and saved the data in more than #3 diiferent location including GOOGLE and my computer hard disk...
When I came to my room suddenly the thought of pic started it's motion in to my mind but this time it's not like that.NOw it became the main reason of one other good and happy night sleep........My clock showed 1:## am,I went to bed...
IN this way my pen drive problem was solved..

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

My pEn drIVe trouble

I had a firm faith in the company Transcend.Because I was using the pendrive of the same company.Above all it was functioning very well.I saved all my important and non important data in that pen drive.One of the most important thing which was there in that pen drive was some of the very rare pics of mine and ***** which I took during very happy and personal moments of my life.I would hide my pendrive from each and every body in the branch because had they come to know about that they would have done something which should not be there with me.
Every thing was going very well but!!!!!all of a sudden that day came.
Let me explore something about that horrible day.
on that day My group was supposed to do the assignment for computer lab.
I got mail and also talked to DIVYA on phone.(The call was made by my hostel guy).She had already made the programe.That seemed to be very simple at first glance (BUt when we started working on that please don't say me to describe that as I may get in mental trouble once again)

I along with Prathmesh decided to make my own program.We worked a lot till 2:30 in the night.(had we expected this much of time atleast I would have never gone for making the program by my own ).Anyway some how we managed to finish almost more than 99% of the program.I went to sleep and Prathemesh went to have a SUTTA.

One thing which I did even worst than taking the risk of making the program by my own was that after making the program I did not un-plug my pen drive from Prathemesh's computer.

Ok things went fine in that night.I mean I had a perfect sleep with sweet dreams and fantastic imagination.And thank God I got up 15 minute before the class(which is more than sufficient for us to get ready for class).

I directly went to PRthemesh's room to get the idea about program with my blinking eyes.

I got my pen drive back from his computer after doing SAFELY REMOVE HARDWARE.

I went to class and physically attended all the classes.(I am escaping the description of the class as this might cause some serioue trouble to some essential part as good as mind of my body)Finally the time of the Lab started coming close.After the end of the forth class DIvya came to me with a nice suggestion to bring the program in the pendrive in word or some other format.

The most sensational part of the story started now.I came back to my hostel put PEN DRIVE in to comp.OH SHIT!!!!!! What I could see was the blank pen drive.NO data inside that..............At that time I became though less.I was not able to think what to do and what not.Because there was no way by which I could get those pics.

I discussed it with PRathmesh and tried to make him responsible for all that.(It's human nature to make other people responsible rather than taking responsibility).

BUt intelligent and cool guy Prathemesh managed to deal with me in a decent manner.He suugested me of some virus inside the pendrive..and we discussed on that also........................

Friday, July 18, 2008

mY inbox of gMail..........

Where are you chnadra?
I have added you on my travel network..
Mr X has added you on *****.com
Mr Y has sent you a friend request..
Above are some of the messages I am getting most frequently now a days.I think the problem is same with most of us.I was already suffering with these type of messages that I started getting the prize winning message.Sinse the amount which they propose is not a very tiny amount but a very high.Which can make even purest soul,who does not know about all these fraud, to consider this proposal.It seems to be very real for the first timer.we can see some of these messages like
Chandra you have won 10 million.
Congratulation Chandra
million dollor amount is ready for you.
But since I am accustomed to all these messages,I can not easily fall prey of all these type of netigen.But even if I don't fall prey of them still the problem is serious.
I daily open my Gmail account and get almost 10-15 message of such types in my inbox.If I include my spam then the number may be quite higher even two to three times of this.
Thank God that Gmail has an awesome spam filter mechanism.Otherwise the problem would have been something more horrible.
One of the most interesting thing which I have observed about these messages is that when we open these, a message of the same kind is sent to all the people in my contact just by clicking on some OK button.I am in touch with some of the good scientist in INDIA(yeah it's true!!!!) who don't have time even for their family.And when I find these messages being sent to them by me unwillingly,this increase the magnitude of the problem.I don't know(Because I am not a computer ENGINEER!!!! reason is simple!!!!!!!) whether we will be able to make mechanism to filter these uninvited guest type messages.Let's see what happens next.But believe me I am eagerly waiting for such type of things.When it comes,I will be the happiest soul on the earth.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

RAgging inside campus

After a long holidays and hectic internships all of us were coming back to college on that day.We were sharing our experiences of summer among us. During train journey we talked each other soo much that nothing was left unsaid so at the station we finally took autos and started towards our college(hey [:P] we are good we could have gone to some bar also.[:P]).The way was filled with rain water,beggers and chaotic traffic([:P] which is very common ).Any way we managed to reach our college after giving twice the time which should be required.First we faced MAHAMANA JI before the gate.Which we do all the time we come to the main gate.Up till now every thing was normal.Even you would not have found any thing on the basis of which you can continue reading the this blog further.As we entered inside the main gate of our college.We could easily observe the security very tight and proctor ka vehicle.The sudden changed environment!!! Before my mind could under stand anything our AUto reached near MMV (MAHILA MAHA VIDYALAYA) we people started observing every body there very keenly and also started staring at them.At that time our concentration level was such that even GOD could not have disturbed us. But suddenly..what !!!!


A large hoarding placed near IMS attracted my attention.Leaving all the beauties present my mind shifted to that hoarding.As I have already told you that I was coming from home after long holidays,My mind was pure and dirt free.The sentence written on that hoarding was "RAGGING FREE CAMPUS"(Believe me my mind was not preoccupied with the word ragging[:P])


This reminded the feeling of my first year ragging experience.And also gave the signal of first year junior coming to the college.


This ragging concept was there in to my mind till the ATM came.Where we saw some nice**** and forgot everything coompletely.


Finally we came to our hostel.On the very next day we went to our department I saw there so many posters related to ragging were there......


They once again reminded me of taking the ragging.


One thing I want to ask the authorities concerned that why do they keeps on reminding this scenario time and again.. at each and every corners..??